my heart melted in two seconds
Build Your Own French Toast is so wild that it transcends dimensions. Though we’re a tad worried about what happens when it goes from 3D to 4D…
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Man this cracks me up.
I’m sorry but this made my whole day
"There are no others"
- Ramana Maharshi
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
I asked for chocolate bitch
Remember when Obama brought them home?
This post got so much better