…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
this is the cutest gif ever
My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights
This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr
Not even a little bit sorry for posting color to my uncolored blog. This is amazing.
Literally the third time reblogging this, no regrets
Oh my god ahhahahaha
people just don’t like Texas
Texans don’t like Texas man
wow america rude
WHAT. I LOVE TEXAS.
I lived in Texas it wasn’t that bad
I still live in Texas
milkmade flavor #106. Dark and Stormy
fresh ginger and rum ice cream
Don’t let the name trick you, this pint is packed full of warm feelings (despite the fact it’s actually frozen). We credit the rum.
If you can’t get your hands on this flavor, then check out Angel’s Share in the East Village - our choice spot for the Dark and Stormy drink.